Like a sudden storm I’ll pour right on…
So it starts raining. Open it high to the sky or away from anyone.
When walking in teeming streets, hold it close and to your shoulder.
So its stopped raining. Please hold it straight down the length of your body, any other way is calling for a lawsuit.
Or a beating.
So you get to your destination. If its your area, you know what to do. If its not be polite enough to ask the proper place to place your dripping wet umbrella.