Directive #18

worlddominationhandbook

So it’s Monday morning and I’m catching the train into work. I have my MP3 player on and my eyes closed to mentally prepare myself for the week ahead. And then I hear it. ‘NNn!’ I open my eyes but I already know what the source of this disruption is: it’s a man. on a train. sniffing. I glare at him. He takes no notice. I go back to listening to my MP3 player – only for the whole process to repeat itself a few minutes later. Let me break this down for you as to why this is annoying because you are too busy reading the paper to pay attention to the real issues that matter. Not only are you disrupting my pre-morning relaxation with the fact that you may be developing or already have a cold, you are mocking me. USE A F***ING TISSUE – IT’S NOT LIKE…

View original post 196 more words

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s